- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

2 + 2 = 4

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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