Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Women's Rights.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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