A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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this is not a joke.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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