Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Caca.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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