- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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