- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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