- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

Knock knock Come in

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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