- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

This is an anti-anti-joke.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Miscarriages.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

YOU

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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