Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What did the fish say after he

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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