Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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