Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Cool Brian

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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