i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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hextech crafting too opieop

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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