- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

My kids are mistakes.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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