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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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