- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a women

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

guess what what that wasnt it

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

a pornstar comes early to a party

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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