- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

this is not a drill.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Women's rights.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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