Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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