- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

5 people are walking

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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