whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

troll----> hahaha---->

I'm gay.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Woman's Rights

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Women's Rights Movement

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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