- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

How long is a china man?

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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