A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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James Patrick Campbell

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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