- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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