Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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