Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

i died. new product by steve jobs

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

PSN IS UP

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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