Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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PSN IS UP

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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