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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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