Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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2 Penises

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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An Artic Storm.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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