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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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