- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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