What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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lipstick pig

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Pain Olympics.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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A Pakistani news reader.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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