- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Pain Olympics.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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