Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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