A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Anti Joke

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