- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

destiny

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's brown and sticky? Anal

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Latvia isn't a joke

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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