how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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no pun intended

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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kesha is a virgin.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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