What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Women's rights

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Apple juice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

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