- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

So does Blake

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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