why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

One time I walked into a fat kid..

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Michel Moor on a die...

womans rights...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

A Pakistani news reader.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

why was the man sad? his wife died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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