- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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