roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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How high is a Chinaman

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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