A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Women's Rights

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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