Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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69

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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womans rights...

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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non poop

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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