- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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