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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

A black man has a job.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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