Stealth baseballs record

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Vagina.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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