- Anti Joke

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

EGGPLANT

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

these are shit