- Anti Joke

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

womens rights

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two