What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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