- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

troll----> hahaha---->

I'm gay.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Woman's Rights

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Women's Rights Movement

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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