- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

ass.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

My Nan, that is all.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

i lyk 2 eet pup

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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