- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

guess what what that wasnt it

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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