- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Choir.

Female rights.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

I can count to potato.

Where's my tractor?

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