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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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