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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Your mom.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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