- Anti Joke

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

You're a frog

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

tim has no humor

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Moral

My friend harris is fat.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.