- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

I dont have a girlfriend

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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