- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman votes!

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

The Game.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

your life

Knock knock What?

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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