- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

I woke up today

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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