Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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