Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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