whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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