A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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