- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Sarah Palin

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Dance is a sport

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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