- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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