Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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