Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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The WNBA

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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The WPGA tour

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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