- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

The WNBA

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

The WPGA tour

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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