- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

nice tits.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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